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Mmmm… Brains!

“Mmmm… Brains!” mixed media illustration, 2014. Prints available here!

Zombie Homer aka “Mmmm… Brains!” and his wife Marge have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. As the family’s provider, he works at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Homer embodies several American working class stereotypes: he is a crude, bald, overweight, incompetent, clumsy, lazy, heavy drinking, ignorant and idiotic person; however, he is essentially a decent man and fiercely devoted to his family. Despite the suburban blue-collar routine of his life, he has had a number of remarkable experiences.

Top 10 Homer Simpson Quotes

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille’s heel, if you will. –Homer Simpson

Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem? –Homer Simpson

All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. –Homer Simpson

All right, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. –Homer Simpson

America’s health care system is second only to Japan… Canada, Sweden, Great Britain… well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay! –Homer Simpson

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? –Homer Simpson

Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless. –Homer Simpson

Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut. –Homer Simpson

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one! –Homer Simpson

Bart, you’re saying butt-kisser like it’s a bad thing! –Homer Simpson