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Mom Knows Best

Mom Knows Best

“Mom Knows Best” mixed media illustration, prints available here!

Zombie Marge is the matriarch of the Zombie Simpson family, where Mom Knows Best. With her husband Homer, she has three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Marge is the moralistic force in her family and often provides a grounding voice in the midst of her family’s antics by trying to maintain order in the Zombie Simpson household. She is often portrayed as a stereotypical zombie mother and is often included on lists of top “TV zombie moms”.

Top 10 Marge Simpson Quotes

Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don’t! Mom Knows Best.

-MARGE SIMPSON

#9

I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food. I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.

-MARGE SIMPSON

#8

I call to order this meeting of the Springfield Charity Chicks. As you all know, last year’s cake and cookie sale raised $112 to fight childhood obesity.

-MARGE SIMPSON

#7

This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.

–MARGE SIMPSON

#6

Hey kids! I made your favorite cookies: Christmas trees for the girls and bloody spearheads for Bart.

-MARGE SIMPSON

#5

History’s like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.

-MARGE SIMPSON

#4

I don’t mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you’re taking a shower.

-MARGE SIMPSON

#3

Remember, on the road the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.

–MARGE SIMPSON

#2

You know Homer, when I found out about this I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then kinda sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do.

-MARGE SIMPSON

#1

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

-MARGE SIMPSON